I completely mesmerize you. The sight of My unique beauty is enough to captivate you, yet you know that youre not good enough for Me to EVER notice that you exist. Youre sitting there, an insignificant male in a sea of infinite males, staring predictably at My flawless body as I casually entertain Myself between shoots by chatting with friends and Tweeting on My iPhone. But you didmt really think this was all just innocent eye candy for you, did you puppet? Of course not. im going to take FULL advantage of your staring. With your focus captured, and my delicious voice crooning in a mesmerizing voiceover, I softly yet cruelly dissect all your DEEPEST insecurities. Your irrelevance to Me, your weaknesses that make you inferior, the fact that youll never be interesting. There are so many reasons why youll never grab My attention. If it werent for the fact that youll become brainwashed and enslaved to Me, youd get nothing at all.